You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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