I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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