Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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