the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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