Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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