Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize