I'm really into asian looking animals
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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