you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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