Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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