I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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