Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Randomize