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Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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