I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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