I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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