im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Let the clothes fall where they may.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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