And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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