...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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