HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
