Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
