I'm really into asian looking animals
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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