So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
apparently the secret to your success is patron
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
What a dumb baby whore.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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