spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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