I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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