I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
