my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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