And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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