He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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