Dual....:-)
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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