Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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