i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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