Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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