what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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