im gay
i know
yea but for you.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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