$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You have to summon your inner elephant
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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