my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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