Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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