Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Randomize
