I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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