So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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