they need to just BURY HIM!
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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