Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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