One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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