I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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