we have pet lesbian snakes
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Soap is not a condiment
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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