you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
