So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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