butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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