i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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