he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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