State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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