Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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