I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He kissed a someone with a penis
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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