dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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